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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 ~ 7:45 PM
my sweetest mistake.

well today was an ok day...

I THOUGHT TODAY WAS TUESDAY.

bleh. really blur nowadays.

well as usual, MR TAN IS THE REASON WHY I'M SO HAPPY EVERYDAY.

wahaha. I AM MR TAN'S NUMBER ONE FAN! *lol*

we always have our usual talk-back session for every lesson.

wahaha. TRY HARDER AH!

lol.

so today nothing much happened.

after e-maths lesson was bio so the bio students had to go to the lab.

i was walking with sammie then we saw mrs siva

ME: (smiling) G'afternoon!
MRS SIVA: (smiling) Hello dimples! (to sammie) samantha smile!
SAMMIE: (after mrs siva left) you know ah, during the four years i've been here in chai chee, ever teacher i meet keeps asking me to smile
ME: (seeing ms nur) hi ms nur! (smile)
MS NUR: (smiling) good afternoon jemimah.. (to sammie) eh samantha, SMILE!!!


hahah! damn funny man!

lol.

bio lesson was fun too.

somewhere around the end of the lesson we suddenly talked about IVF (in vitro fertilisation)

SAMMIE: eh mrs koh, how take out the sperm from the guys?
MRS KOH AND ME: that one easy lah!!!
ME: haha... you know ah, i have this uncle who cannot concieve before. so he went to the hospital with his wife then the doctor gave him a plastic beaker and said "nah. do you thing". THEY GAVE HIM FREE PORN ALSO!

wahaha. fun man!

then english lesson was also funny.

AZHAR: oh. my one got no photo.
MRS PEREIRA: are you chinese or malay?
AZHAR: malay lah.
MRS PEREIRA: i think you're a chinese boy stuck in a malay boy's body! only chinese used terms like "my one, lah, leh, lor, hor"

wahaha.

well technically that's all the fun things that happened today.

wehehe.

gonna do my english homework now!!!

shoutout: I'VE LOST ALL SENSE OF TIME.







THAT GIRL
NAME: Jemimah
Age: 19-ish
Email: ask and it shall be given
popped out of my mom on the 12th of August.
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