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Thursday, November 20, 2008 ~ 11:14 PM
my sweetest mistake.

ok...

today was as usual, A TOTAL BORE..

it's a good thing i wasted half of my day sleeping... pig right?

it's coz i slept at 6 am last night *i was waiting for him but he never online-d... i have officially read ALL shoujo mangas in onemanga.com*

i changed my cbox coz- uh- i also don't know why i changed it... *sense of urgency?*

anyway i was listening to MUTTONS TO MIDNIGHT. [love justin ang]

then they had this "Tickle my mutton" segment...

anyway the joke goes like this:

There was this psychiatrist and he was having a session with four moms *with their children*
He looked at each one of them and said, "All of you have obsessions!"
He went to the first mom and said, "You are obsessed with food because you named your child CANDY."
He looked at the 2nd mom and said "You are obsessed with money. This reflects on your child's name as you named her PENNY."
He went to the third mom and said, "You are obsessed with alchohol. Once again it reflects on your child's name which is BRANDY."
Before the pyschiatrist could talk to the 4th mother, she stood up, took her son's hand and said, "Eh DICK! Let's run for it!"

i guess it was QUITE funny...

anyway really bored now...

been reading I KISSED DATING GOODBYE

it's a book eugene asked me to read. bleh. asshole. he said something about the book making me understand more about love.

bleh. so yeah. REAALLLY BORED right now..

i thought today was friday..

i woke up at 10 then i panicked coz i thought i was late for open house.

so i was running here and there when my brother woke up and asked what was wrong.

i told him and he wacked me in the head and said, "DUMBASS! IT'S THURSDAY, IDIOT!"

so after he said that i went to my room, changed clothes and stranggled my teddy bear.

it's one of my what-day-is-it-today kind of days...

shoutout of the day *i'm too lazy to type now*: WAITING FOR YOU TO RETURN







THAT GIRL
NAME: Jemimah
Age: 19-ish
Email: ask and it shall be given
popped out of my mom on the 12th of August.
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